Vampire Hunter Of The United States

Vampire Hunter Of The United States

Not a lot of people realize that President Abraham (Honest Abe) was also a fearless vampire hunter. See the Abraham Lincoln:...

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You Are CuTe

You Are CuTe

You must be made of copper and Tellurium – because you’re CuTe! What an elementary pickup line.

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You Only Live Twice

You Only Live Twice

You only live once twice. But people seem to scream and run the second time around, so it’s not all that great. This is...

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Vote Tyrion Lannister 2012

Vote Tyrion Lannister 2012

Tyrion Lannister: because dynamite comes in small packages.

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Decaf Coffee

Decaf Coffee

For those of us who want to stay unleaded, there’s always decaf. It won’t put hair on your chest and you still have the...

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Regular Coffee

Regular Coffee

I like my coffee like I like my women: Regular. $14.95

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If I’m Not Batman, Then Why am I So Good at the Batdance?

If I’m Not Batman, Then Why am I So Good at the Batdance?

If I’m not Batman, then why am I so good at the Batdance? The answer is simple: you’re Prince.

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Cake Plus Pie

Cake Plus Pie

They said you couldn’t have your cake and eat it too. But they were wrong. You can have your cake, PLUS your pie, and...

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Seal of Approval

Seal of Approval

The seal of approval gives this shirt the fins up. Seals are good at swimming, catching fish, looking cute (when they’re...

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Bacon & Bacon & Bacon & Bacon

Bacon & Bacon & Bacon & Bacon

Bacon is the best food group of all time. Somebody needs to tell Ron Swanson about this shirt. Bacon is like...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine

Laughter is the Best Medicine

They say “laughter is the best medicine”. I always thought that was a code word for “gin”. I had no idea it came in...

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Ron Swanson’s Hand Carved Flutes and Recorders

Ron Swanson’s Hand Carved Flutes and Recorders

Ron Swanson’s Hand Carved Flutes and Recorders – get one for next time the world is supposedly gonna end. Ron Swanson...

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Zombies? Bad. Fiery zombies? Worse.

Zombies? Bad. Fiery zombies? Worse.

Zombies are bad, but zombies on fire are much worse. Battling zombies is hard enough without the zombie forces also being...

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You Shall Not Go

You Shall Not Go

Gandalf the wizard says you shall not go until you get a green light. “You cannot pass…I am the servant of...

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Cat and Mouse

Cat and Mouse

This is a true internet cat. He’s got a (computer) mouse by the tail. Play it off, mouse cat. Cats catch...

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Cookie’s Revenge

Cookie’s Revenge

For all the cookies that Cookie Monster has heartlessly massacred over the years, one cookie dared to stand up to him…and exact his revenge....

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I Can’t Brain Today I Have the Dumb

I Can’t Brain Today I Have the Dumb

For those days when you just don’t want to talk, and you find it hard to think, and you haven’t had your two cups...

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Acronyms FTW

Acronyms FTW

OMG! Not another internet shirt! Acronyms FTW? WTF? IMO this is a cool shirt – and I happen to look cool in it. But...

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Sasquatch is Feelin’ Sassy

Sasquatch is Feelin’ Sassy

Sasquatch is feelin’ sassy!

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I Got The Moves Like Draper

I Got The Moves Like Draper

I got the moves like Draper. But I can’t seem to slick back my hair and get it to stay like his. Buy...

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Bees! Your Firearms Are Useless Against Them!

Bees! Your Firearms Are Useless Against Them!

Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they’re huge! They’re ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!...

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Hungry Hungry Games

Hungry Hungry Games

You gotta be pretty hungry to want to eat some marbles. That’s some real hunger games I’m talkin about.

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Reward: Captain Mal – Dead or Alive

Reward: Captain Mal – Dead or Alive

Captain Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds – wanted dead or alive. “Half of writing history is hiding the truth.” $14.95

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May the 4th Be With You

May the 4th Be With You

May the 4th be with you, since Star Wars Day is May the 4th. So, may the force be with you on may the...

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How Do You Like Me Meow?

How Do You Like Me Meow?

How do you like me meow? I can haz keyboard? Cats and the internet go together perfectly. Reddit would be proud of this shirt....

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I Hated Math Then I Found Out About Pi T-Shirt

I Hated Math Then I Found Out About Pi T-Shirt

Pi is the most delicious of all the numbers.

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Cool Story Bro, Needs More Dragons T-Shirt

Cool Story Bro, Needs More Dragons T-Shirt

There are very few things that dragons wouldn’t make better.

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I’m The Ninjabread Man! T-Shirt

I’m The Ninjabread Man! T-Shirt

Candy coated killer.

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The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You T-Shirt

The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You T-Shirt

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. It’s on my list, but I have other priorities right now.

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Tasty Pig Cuts T-Shirt

Tasty Pig Cuts T-Shirt

Pigs win the gold in the tasty Olympics.

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Dear Algebra, Stop Asking Us To Find Your X T-Shirt

Dear Algebra, Stop Asking Us To Find Your X T-Shirt

And you know Y.

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Most Intelligent Person in the World Citation Needed T-Shirt

Most Intelligent Person in the World Citation Needed T-Shirt

Anecdotal evidence still counts, right?

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Leonardo T-Shirt

Leonardo T-Shirt

Leonardo, the most dangerous ninja of the Renaissance.

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When I’m Sad, I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead T-Shirt

When I’m Sad, I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead T-Shirt

You can do it too!

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I Used To Be An Adventurer T-Shirt

I Used To Be An Adventurer T-Shirt

An arrow to the knee is better than an arrow to the face.

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Home Run! T-Shirt

Home Run! T-Shirt

Now he can go for the hat trick!

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Shufflin’ To Do List T-Shirt

Shufflin’ To Do List T-Shirt

It seems like everyday I’m shufflin’! I’ve got so much to do, it’s a good thing I have this list to help me stay...

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Like A Boss Thumbs Up T-Shirt

Like A Boss Thumbs Up T-Shirt

Liking things, like a boss.

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I Can Melt Ice With My Mind! T-Shirt

I Can Melt Ice With My Mind! T-Shirt

Works even faster when I use the microwave.

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Coffee Plus To Stats T-Shirt

Coffee Plus To Stats T-Shirt

I’m basically a coffee powered superhero.

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Bacon Element T-Shirt

Bacon Element T-Shirt

The tastiest element of all.

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Does It Look Like I’m Kidding? T-Shirt

Does It Look Like I’m Kidding? T-Shirt

Does It Look Like I’m Kidding? The only people who laugh at clowns are laughing out of fear.

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There Will Be Bacon T-Shirt

There Will Be Bacon T-Shirt

I eat your bacon! I eat it up!

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Zombie Defense 101 T-Shirt

Zombie Defense 101 T-Shirt

All you need is a spare brain.

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I Never Finish Anything T-Shirt

I Never Finish Anything T-Shirt

Except for t-shirts about me not finishing things.

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Platypi T-Shirt

Platypi T-Shirt

The only mammal that lays eggs and is also an irrational number.

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The Proper Way To Use Chopsticks T-Shirt

The Proper Way To Use Chopsticks T-Shirt

Or just use your hands like I do.

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Pigs In Space T-Shirt

Pigs In Space T-Shirt

Boldly going where no bacon has gone before!

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Forget The Hat T-Shirt

Forget The Hat T-Shirt

Some hats are just too good to leave behind.

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Love Isn’t Rational T-Shirt

Love Isn’t Rational T-Shirt

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I’m The 1% T-Shirt

I’m The 1% T-Shirt

The top 1% owns 99% of the monocles, top-hats, and canes. But Imma get me a cane.

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Cookie Monster Sesame Street Hat

Cookie Monster Sesame Street Hat

We are not responsible for any cookies that are lost to this hat $34.95

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First Annual SnorgTees Calendar – 2012

First Annual SnorgTees Calendar – 2012

Introducing the first annual Shirt Trader Calendar for 2012. Featuring all your favorite models and an exclusive coupon code one day each month. $7.95...

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Fernie The Frog Hat

Fernie The Frog Hat

$29.95

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Al The Alien Hat

Al The Alien Hat

$29.95

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Mohawk Sock Monkey Hat

Mohawk Sock Monkey Hat

$29.95

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Stripe Sock Monkey Hat

Stripe Sock Monkey Hat

Sock monkeys come in all stripes! This one comes in a hat. Keep warm with your own monkey. $29.95

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Oscar The Grouch Sesame Street Hat

Oscar The Grouch Sesame Street Hat

$34.95

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Dwayne The Donkey Hat

Dwayne The Donkey Hat

$29.95

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Kirby The Koala Hat

Kirby The Koala Hat

$29.95

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Punk Rock Sock Monkey Hat

Punk Rock Sock Monkey Hat

$29.95

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Light Katana T-Shirt

Light Katana T-Shirt

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Pirates Are The Original Plankers T-Shirt

Pirates Are The Original Plankers T-Shirt

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Mental Note T-Shirt

Mental Note T-Shirt

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Valkyrie Hat

Valkyrie Hat

$34.95

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Always Plan Ahead T-Shirt

Always Plan Ahead T-Shirt

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