Not a lot of people realize that President Abraham (Honest Abe) was also a fearless vampire hunter. See the Abraham Lincoln:...
You Are CuTe
You must be made of copper and Tellurium – because you’re CuTe! What an elementary pickup line.
You Only Live Twice
You only live once twice. But people seem to scream and run the second time around, so it’s not all that great. This is...
Decaf Coffee
For those of us who want to stay unleaded, there’s always decaf. It won’t put hair on your chest and you still have the...
If I’m Not Batman, Then Why am I So Good at the Batdance?
If I’m not Batman, then why am I so good at the Batdance? The answer is simple: you’re Prince.
Cake Plus Pie
They said you couldn’t have your cake and eat it too. But they were wrong. You can have your cake, PLUS your pie, and...
Seal of Approval
The seal of approval gives this shirt the fins up. Seals are good at swimming, catching fish, looking cute (when they’re...
Bacon & Bacon & Bacon & Bacon
Bacon is the best food group of all time. Somebody needs to tell Ron Swanson about this shirt. Bacon is like...
Laughter is the Best Medicine
They say “laughter is the best medicine”. I always thought that was a code word for “gin”. I had no idea it came in...
Ron Swanson’s Hand Carved Flutes and Recorders
Ron Swanson’s Hand Carved Flutes and Recorders – get one for next time the world is supposedly gonna end. Ron Swanson...
Zombies? Bad. Fiery zombies? Worse.
Zombies are bad, but zombies on fire are much worse. Battling zombies is hard enough without the zombie forces also being...
You Shall Not Go
Gandalf the wizard says you shall not go until you get a green light. “You cannot pass…I am the servant of...
Cat and Mouse
This is a true internet cat. He’s got a (computer) mouse by the tail. Play it off, mouse cat. Cats catch...
Cookie’s Revenge
For all the cookies that Cookie Monster has heartlessly massacred over the years, one cookie dared to stand up to him…and exact his revenge....
I Can’t Brain Today I Have the Dumb
For those days when you just don’t want to talk, and you find it hard to think, and you haven’t had your two cups...
Acronyms FTW
OMG! Not another internet shirt! Acronyms FTW? WTF? IMO this is a cool shirt – and I happen to look cool in it. But...
I Got The Moves Like Draper
I got the moves like Draper. But I can’t seem to slick back my hair and get it to stay like his. Buy...
Bees! Your Firearms Are Useless Against Them!
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they’re huge! They’re ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!...
Hungry Hungry Games
You gotta be pretty hungry to want to eat some marbles. That’s some real hunger games I’m talkin about.
Reward: Captain Mal – Dead or Alive
Captain Malcolm “Mal” Reynolds – wanted dead or alive. “Half of writing history is hiding the truth.” $14.95
May the 4th Be With You
May the 4th be with you, since Star Wars Day is May the 4th. So, may the force be with you on may the...
How Do You Like Me Meow?
How do you like me meow? I can haz keyboard? Cats and the internet go together perfectly. Reddit would be proud of this shirt....
The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Hurt You T-Shirt
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. It’s on my list, but I have other priorities right now.
Shufflin’ To Do List T-Shirt
It seems like everyday I’m shufflin’! I’ve got so much to do, it’s a good thing I have this list to help me stay...
Does It Look Like I’m Kidding? T-Shirt
Does It Look Like I’m Kidding? The only people who laugh at clowns are laughing out of fear.
First Annual SnorgTees Calendar – 2012
Introducing the first annual Shirt Trader Calendar for 2012. Featuring all your favorite models and an exclusive coupon code one day each month. $7.95...
Stripe Sock Monkey Hat
Sock monkeys come in all stripes! This one comes in a hat. Keep warm with your own monkey. $29.95
