Is Fear Itself… and SPIDERS!
Yep. That’s right. Most people quote this from FDR, but leave out the last and most crucial part. This must show there is some sort of pro-spider conspiracy that is permeating our nation and government!
from Robot Chicken:
Franklin D. Roosevelt: The only thing we have to dear, is fear itself!
Audience member 1: And spiders!
Franklin D. Roosevelt: …Well yes. And spiders. That goes without saying…
Audience member 2: And snakes!
Franklin D. Roosevelt: Yes… snakes too.
Audience member 3: And don’t forget werewolves!
Franklin D. Roosevelt: There is no such thing!
[Everyone starts to argue]