You’ve probably heard an opposing statement all your life; alcohol is not the answer. Ever. Well, this is what happens when you try to deal in absolutes.
Because as you can see, alcohol can sometimes be the answer.
This is a great shirt, even for those of you who might not remember the good ‘ol days of “Wheel of Fortune,” when Vanna White was hot (OK, she still looks good) and Pat Sajak had more hair. And the show was newer and a little more exciting, at least in my own memories.
“I’d like to buy a vowel. An ‘A’ please. Now I’d like to solve it. Alcohol is the answer.” See.
I know you are thinking of other times when alcohol can be the answer:
1. Hmmm. How can I get lucky tonight?
2. What would make a good gift to my in-laws?
3. How am I going to get thru the hellish 5 hour company Christmas party?
Etc.