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	<title>Haiku T-Shirt</title>
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		<description>If you get the joke,then this shirt is quite funny.You should buy the shirt.</description>
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	<title>Spider Monkey</title>
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		<description>Though relatively small, spider monkeys are world-renowned for their feisty nature, especially when on the attack. And also, that was one of the funniest lines from the movie.</description>
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	<title>Strangers Have the Best Candy</title>
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		<description>Remember kids, make them give you the candy BEFORE you get in the car.</description>
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	<title>Greendale Human Beings</title>
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		<description>Best mascot ever.</description>
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	<title>Hedgehogs Can't Share</title>
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		<description>Fun fact: you can tell how fast a hedgehog can run by looking at the  color of their back.</description>
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	<title>Anything Unrelated Elephants</title>
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		<description>If anyone questions your spelling of irrelephant make sure to hit them  with a tennis racket.</description>
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	<title>Storage Wars T-Shirts</title>
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		<description>5.25&amp;quot; rules, still. Today's kids don't even know what a floppy disk is.</description>
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	<title>Our Powers Combined...</title>
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		<description>Platypus, the leftover parts animal</description>
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	<title>A Mind Is A Wonderful Thing To Taste</title>
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		<description>The brain is like bacon for zombies</description>
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	<title>Mo Sunny Mo Problems</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/mo-sunny-mo-problems.html</link>
		<description>Global warming is a much bigger problem for snowmen.</description>
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	<title>Come To The Nerd Side. We Have Pi.</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/come-to-the-nerd-side-we-have-pi.html</link>
		<description>Nerdy glasses are not required, but are recommended.</description>
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	<title>Unity The Unicorn Hat</title>
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	<title>Punk Rock Sock Monkey Hat</title>
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	<title>Sans Sheriff</title>
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		<description>I shot the Sans Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the Sans Deputy.Typography jokes are always hilarious.</description>
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	<title>Hoverboards Need Land</title>
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		<description>Hoverboards got to have power.</description>
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	<title>If Life Gives You Melons</title>
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		<description>Melonade? It could be good I guess.</description>
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	<title>I Keep It Real</title>
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		<description>I have no need for imaginary friends.</description>
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	<title>If Zombies Chase Us</title>
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		<description>But I promise I will feel real bad about it later.</description>
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	<title>Let's Read About The Future</title>
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		<description>Robots actually prefer to read from word files instead of books.$5 off thise week only!</description>
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	<title>Burn Life's House Down</title>
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		<description>When Life Gives you lemons, Burn Life's House Down. Make it rue the day!A special thanks to the engineers who invented the combustible lemon.</description>
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	<title>Leading Causes of Accidents</title>
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		<description>Watch out for banana peels too.</description>
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	<title>I Got 99 Donuts</title>
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		<description>Mmmmmmmm, donuts...... 99 problems? I don't think so.</description>
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	<title>Al The Alien Hat</title>
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	<title>It's A Satchel</title>
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		<description>It's where I keep all my stuff.</description>
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	<title>Opulence, I Has It.</title>
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		<description>Tiny giraffes are so in right now.</description>
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	<title>Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica</title>
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		<description>Fact.As seen on the Office.</description>
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	<title>It's Okay Pluto</title>
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		<description>Don't worry about it Pluto, you'll always be a planet to me.</description>
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	<title>Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/adult-mutant-ninja-turtles.html</link>
		<description>Heroes in a cubicle!</description>
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	<title>Touchdown!</title>
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		<description>And he's going for two!</description>
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	<title>Celebrate Diversity</title>
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		<description>It doesn't matter where you come from; All that matters is that you came packing booze.</description>
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	<title>Global Warming Ain't So Bad</title>
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		<description>Global warming ain't so bad. Until we all get roasted alive that is.</description>
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	<title>Hugz? Cactus</title>
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		<description>The cactus is the loneliest of all plants. But it hurts so much to show it love.</description>
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	<title>Cool Aid Man</title>
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	<title>Short Barbarian Hat</title>
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	<title>You're Killin' Me Smalls!</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/you-re-killin-me-smalls.html</link>
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	<title>That's My Jam</title>
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		<description>Peanut butter prefers a smooooooth sound.</description>
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	<title>Don't Blink T-Shirt</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/don-t-blink.html</link>
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	<title>I Hate Rhyming</title>
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		<description>Shouldn't violets be violet?</description>
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	<title>Necktie</title>
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		<description>For those important occasions where a tuxedo t-shirt would be too formal, but you still want to look good.</description>
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	<title>Clever Girl</title>
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		<description>Watch out, they solve Rubix Cubes in packs too.</description>
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	<title>Spare Pin</title>
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		<description>Who needs to pick up a spare when you already got two pins?</description>
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	<title>Light Katana T-Shirt</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/light-katana.html</link>
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	<title>I'd Like To Be Your Derivative</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/i-d-like-to-be-your-derivative.html</link>
		<description>If this line works for you then you know you've found yourself a keeper.</description>
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	<title>Friday the 12th</title>
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		<description>For him it is hardly ever TGIF</description>
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	<title>Pour Some Sugar On Me</title>
		<link>http://shirttrader.com/shirt/pour-some-sugar-on-me.html</link>
		<description>Pour some sugar on me. Because a cereal made up of marshmellows isn't sweet enough for me.</description>
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	<title>Bat And Robin</title>
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		<description>You don't have any idea how hard it is to find a belt that comes in bat  size.</description>
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	<title>Peanut Butter Jelly Time!</title>
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		<description>You know you love it, don't try and deny it.</description>
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	<title>It's Good to be the King</title>
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		<description>When the King wants to party, he gets royally wasted.</description>
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	<title>RAWR Means I Love You</title>
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		<description>Unfortunately dinosaurs express love by biting you.</description>
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	<title>The Chicken Or The Egg</title>
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		<description>Finally, an answer to the famous question: Which came first?</description>
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	<title>Someone Is Reading My Shirt</title>
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		<description>Just by reading it you make it true.</description>
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	<title>Koopa Troop</title>
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		<description>The &amp;quot;Don't just walk off a cliff&amp;quot; merit badge is one of the hardest to get.</description>
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	<title>Pinatas, Victims of Child Abuse</title>
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		<description>The sad part is if they didn't eat so much candy this kind of thing wouldn't happen.</description>
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	<title>Comma Chameleon</title>
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		<description>You Come and Go</description>
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	<title>You Have To Be This Tall To Invade NYC</title>
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		<description>And be sure to wear a helmet before climbing any skyscrapers.</description>
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	<title>King Ash T-Shirt</title>
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		<description>Hail to the king, baby.</description>
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	<title>Easter Egg You Look Like A Hussy</title>
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		<description>You can tell those easter eggs just wanted to be found by the way they're painted. They were totally asking for it.</description>
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	<title>Poker Hands</title>
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		<description>Use this shirt to know just how hard you need to cheat to win.</description>
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	<title>Don't Stop Believing</title>
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		<description>Triceratops are my favorite pointy headed dinosaur. Don't stop believing!</description>
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	<title>Gimme Some Sugar, Baby</title>
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		<description>Hail to the king baby.</description>
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	<title>Zombies Ruined This Shirt</title>
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		<description>It is always a good idea to have a ruined shirt pre-made for the zombie apocalypse.</description>
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	<title>Be A Warning</title>
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		<description>Be a warning, as awesome as you can.At least. I mean, if you can't be a good example or something.</description>
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	<title>I Survived The Rapture</title>
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		<description>I survived May 21st 2011, next up Mayan Apocalypse 2012.</description>
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	<title>Communists Have No Class</title>
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		<description>Their mothers must not have raised them properly, letting them read all that propaganda.</description>
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	<title>Pi Be Rational</title>
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		<description>Knowing why this shirt is funny makes all those extra math classes worth it.</description>
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	<title>Come At Me Bro T-Shirt</title>
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	<title>Long Barbarian Hat</title>
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	<title>Pirate Crossword</title>
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		<description>Yarrrrrr gonna love it!$4 off this week only!</description>
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	<title>U.S. History Cheat</title>
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		<description>Why bother with learning all that boring American history?  SnorgTees  has you covered.  Amaze your friends and ace any test with our U.S.  History Cheat T-Shirt. Printed upside down for easy reading.</description>
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	<title>The Catalina Wine Mixer</title>
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		<description>They look so similar, I can see why you'd get them mixed up</description>
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		<description>&amp;quot;C&amp;quot; is usually right. At least, it has better odds. Before you make everything &amp;quot;C&amp;quot;, make sure it isn't a &amp;quot;True&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;False&amp;quot; test.</description>
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		<description>Leave it to math to prove what we all knew was true from the beginning.</description>
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		<description>We thought long and hard about this shirt. We just didn't know what to do with it. But it ended up being pretty satisfying.</description>
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		<description>Talking food always makes for a good shirt.</description>
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		<description>The USPS is cutting back. Now they're using actual owls to deliver mail.</description>
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		<description>Jurassic Park would have been the coolest place had it not been for all  the, you know, horrible deaths.</description>
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		<description>Snorgtees is not responsible for any mind explosions.</description>
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		<description>I'll add this description later...</description>
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		<description>Do you think it worked?</description>
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		<description>This must be why the mouse for my computer won't eat any of the cheese I buy it.</description>
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